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Old 10-05-2007, 04:53 PM
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Finish this line "you are harder to get ahold of than a......"
I'm just trying to think of something funny to say. now, knowing that this board is full of wit, shit, and everything nice; i know someone's brilliance will shine.
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:54 PM
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I have a feeling this may turn bad for you....
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:56 PM
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"...greased pig."

Trust me. It sounds rugged to other men, and makes the ladies very curious.
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Old 10-05-2007, 04:59 PM
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...greased up, deaf samoan who smokes crack.
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:02 PM
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than your sister, whoah man is she fuckin easy to get a hold off
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:50 PM
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... DanielMBouchard
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Old 10-05-2007, 05:50 PM
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damn
that is clever LMFAO
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Old 10-05-2007, 06:43 PM
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A hot dog in Darfur.
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:15 AM
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woah!! ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

harder to get a hold of than teh chad.

harder to get a hold of than the cure for aids.
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:21 AM
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Greasy penis??
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:23 AM
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an american civilian who still supports the war.





(don't kill me I know alot of you guys are still behind it 100%)
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:24 AM
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you are harder to get ahold of than... Madeline McCann
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:27 AM
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: rollin HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT MAN. That was fuckin' evil...
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Old 10-06-2007, 07:08 AM
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PapaHett, HAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking pwnd bitch!!!

Oh my god, that was the funniest that is gonna come outa this thread.
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Old 10-06-2007, 08:07 AM
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what makes me laugh about that whole ordeal is the bands that are for sale. like the live strong shits. WTF???
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:01 AM
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Thats just wrong



Whats the difference between Madeline McCann and Pope John Paul II

The Pope died a virgin
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:11 AM
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What do Madeline McCann and Chelsea Football Club have in common...?

They both got fucked by a Portuguese Guy.
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:16 AM
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What do Madeline McCann and Chelsea Football Club have in common...?

They both got fucked by a Portuguese Guy.
Oh thats just far too fucking funny
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:20 AM
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What does Madeline Mc Cann and a Submarine have in common?

They're both at the Bottom of the Oceon, full of Seamen.




Okay, i'll stop now. Seriously though.. Those Jokes surfaced in NOTIME!
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Old 10-06-2007, 11:21 AM
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