I'm shocked

[Chaz88]

Got this in my inbox today and I am shocked that it's not from someone in Nigeria.

MANAGING PARTNER
F.G. SIMMONS & SOLICITORS
LONDON_ UK.


NOTICE OF BEQUEST


On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of
Late Engr. Reimann Konrad, I once again try to notify you
as my earlier letter returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach
you again by this same email address on the WILL.


I wish to notify you that Late Engr. Reimann Konrad made
you a beneficiary to his WILL.He left the sum of Twenty two million
five hundred thousand United States Dollars ($22,500.000.00USD)to you in the
codicil and last testament to his WILL.


This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in
the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends
abroad who wished you good.


Engr. Reimann Konrad until his death was a member of the
Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical
Engineers. He had a very good heart and was a philantropist. His great
philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time.


Late Engr. Reimann Konrad died on the 13th day of December,
2006 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.
According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to
help the poor and the needy in our society.


Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back
to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.


I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email address below.


Email: fsimmons_solicitors01@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +(44) 701 423 6567
+(44) 703 194 3080


Yours in Service,
Anne Philips
Secretary To-
Fleek Simmons QC.
MANAGING PARTNERS/SOLICITORS

[Blood Tempest]

These scams get more and more extravagant. Yeah, some dude you don't even know left you in his will...riiiiiggghhhttt....

[Chaz88]

and I'm involved in humanitarian activities now..

[B-166-er]

and they always have your email instead of your phone number or address

[Robbo]

[iheartsquires]

wtf? they dont even know how to say the numbers right

[ampartic]

I get these all the time. Once I won 10 foreign lotteries in one week, woohoo!!! Na, it's always someone trying to empty your bank account. These guys are below scum, how pathetic to make a living stealing from people like that. They should focus their efforts in another country where money is actually worth something. Numbskulls.

[fumanchu]

OK.

We know everyone gets these all the time.


Its been going on for years.






The only thing more annoying than these emails themselves is when some makes a facetious thread regarding their validility.

[Robotsatemygrandma]

I got one of those one time... funny thing is they said a William Erickson left x amount to me in his will. Well William is the name of my "estranged" father who I've never met so I was kinda in a shock at first.

I figured it was fake due to previous similar emails with different names and the number of errors.

his engrish isnt even that great.

haha man i hate stuf liek this, I won the lottry in ethiopia one time...that check would buy a lot of donuts

[Chaz88]

Originally Posted by fumanchu

OK.

We know everyone gets these all the time.


Its been going on for years.






The only thing more annoying than these emails themselves is when some makes a facetious thread regarding their validility.

Really? I always thought the only thing more annoying was when people make douche bag comments like yours.

[mxer]

ive never got one of these. is that strange?

[Sixstringhotshot]

My band got this one the other day


OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA


Attention:

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract
inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not
received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not
fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract
inheritance payment.

Secondly, you are hereby adviced to stop dealing with some
non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so
wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we have resolved in
finding a solution to your problem, and as you may know, we have
arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America
and Asia Pacific, which is th e instruction given by our president,
ALHAJI UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria.

This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to
withdraw your money in an ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the
maximum is ($20,000.00) Twenty Thousand Us Dollars per day.

So, if you like to receive your fund this way, please do let us know by
forwarding the below details to the CARD PAYMENT CENTRE on this Email:

swiftcardpayment2008@yahoo.fr
Contact officer: Dr Chris Ochiri
Direct tel: 234-8074-224-676

(1). Your Full Name
(2). Address where you want the payment centre to send your ATM CARD.
(3). Phone And Fax Number
(4). Your Total Fund to be received
(5). Your Current Occupation

Instead of loosing your fund, please indicate to the Card Centre the
total sum you are expecting and for your information you have to stop any
further communication with anybody or office. On this regards, do
not hesitate to contact me for more details and direction, and also
please do update me with any new development.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards

MR. ALHAJI UMARU YAR'ADUA
( PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)

Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issue you with our code of
conduct, which is (098) so you have to indicate this code when contacting
this CARD CENTRE

[expextremist]

i remember a thread posted about how some dude wised up to one of these scammers....

and scammed the scammer... into getting a tattoo and a bunch of other stuff....

[murtis]

Originally Posted by Sixstringhotshot

My band got this one the other day


OFFICE OF THE SENATE HOUSE
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN PAYMENT
(RESOLUTION PANEL ON CONTRACT PAYMENT)
IKOYI-LAGOS NIGERIA


Attention:

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract
inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not
received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not
fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract
inheritance payment.

Secondly, you are hereby adviced to stop dealing with some
non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so
wish to receive your payment immediately.

After the board meeting held at our headquarters, we have resolved in
finding a solution to your problem, and as you may know, we have
arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America
and Asia Pacific, which is th e instruction given by our president,
ALHAJI UMARU YAR'ADUA (GCFR) Federal Republic of Nigeria.

This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to
withdraw your money in an ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the
maximum is ($20,000.00) Twenty Thousand Us Dollars per day.

So, if you like to receive your fund this way, please do let us know by
forwarding the below details to the CARD PAYMENT CENTRE on this Email:

swiftcardpayment2008@yahoo.fr
Contact officer: Dr Chris Ochiri
Direct tel: 234-8074-224-676

(1). Your Full Name
(2). Address where you want the payment centre to send your ATM CARD.
(3). Phone And Fax Number
(4). Your Total Fund to be received
(5). Your Current Occupation

Instead of loosing your fund, please indicate to the Card Centre the
total sum you are expecting and for your information you have to stop any
further communication with anybody or office. On this regards, do
not hesitate to contact me for more details and direction, and also
please do update me with any new development.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards

MR. ALHAJI UMARU YAR'ADUA
( PRESIDENT FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA)

Note: Because of impostors, we hereby issue you with our code of
conduct, which is (098) so you have to indicate this code when contacting
this CARD CENTRE

how do they scam you of this? they dont get ur credit card number do they

and scammed the scammer... into getting a tattoo and a bunch of other stuff....

It was the photo of the scammer eating a watermelon and drinking juice all on one leg or some shit like that

[imprinted]

419eater.com

[mikethepirate]

[wilas101]

The president of Nigeria is stuck using a yahoo account?

I think I'll send him a gmail invitation.