So you are making excuses? What if I try to call you anyway and you pick up the phone? Then we won't be friends for a few hours. You don't want that to happen do you?
Ahh OK, full specs:
Body: Tasmanian Blackwood (similar to Mahogany.)
Top: Plain Maple.
Neck: Rock Maple
Fingerboard: Canary.(Vintage piece)
Blackwood veneer over the headstock.