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MikeHastings
09-05-2007, 08:22 PM
http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3392393

Originally Posted by TurkeyChicken;84017434
Alright, as many of you may have seen my last thread...

http://forums.offtopic.com/showthread.php?t=3392393

Cliffs on it, some guy tried to get me to send him 500,000 in cash and he'd give me a check.

Anyway, started ****ing with the dude and asked for a picture of him with a watermelon and a sign that looked like this:



Here's what he sent me:











wait for it....






































http://www.brandonobrien.com/random/ccbscammerwatermelon.jpg


There was some discussion as to whether this was fake, so I emailed him again saying another pic was needed, this time a pic of him eating a watermelon, holding some orange juice while balancing a shoe on his head.

it was to look like this:

http://www.brandonobrien.com/random/model2.gif


What did he send? wait for it....

http://www.brandonobrien.com/random/ccbscammerphoto2.jpg

KH Guitar Freak
09-05-2007, 08:24 PM
Rolfmao!!!

smashandgrab1forme
09-05-2007, 08:25 PM
i have never laughed so hard in my life

Lord Raptor Jesus
09-05-2007, 08:26 PM
haha chocolate faces...

KFW
09-05-2007, 08:27 PM
Haha!!!

rockinhockey
09-05-2007, 08:29 PM
I Need Rofling Smileys

murtis
09-05-2007, 09:08 PM
OMGOMGOMOGMOGOMG

so whts he doing with the money..

Yo Daddy
09-05-2007, 09:52 PM
bwahahaha

SGCustom
09-05-2007, 09:53 PM
Why cant these niggers just EARN their money? Sheesh.

DUKE
09-05-2007, 09:55 PM
I Need Rofling Smileys

yeah, the ROFL smileys would definitely be appropriate here. LOL

BloodJunkie
09-05-2007, 10:25 PM
Lol

XY-SATAN
09-05-2007, 10:43 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/XY-SATAN/poster3466312.jpg


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b238/XY-SATAN/roll.gif

smashandgrab1forme
09-05-2007, 10:55 PM
tyical black man with only one shoe

slythdementor
09-05-2007, 11:35 PM
Ahahahaha thats priceless!!

chris1234
09-23-2007, 10:47 AM
thats the best laugh i have ever had and has cheered me up so much
thanks

Autofate
09-23-2007, 10:51 AM
HOLY SHIT:rollin

I just woke up and this is what I see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That dude derves the money because he did all the crazy shit asked of him

phil
09-23-2007, 11:17 AM
http://www.brandonobrien.com/random/ccbscammerphoto2.jpg

Man, that is some fucken funny shit! Haha, I'm STILL laughing at it 5 mins after first seeing it. Its almost like, this guy was just standing in a room by himself trying to eat some watermelon and drink some OJ with a shoe on his head and then was startled by a candid camera-esque random shot. :lol

http://i3.tinypic.com/52ylggm.jpg

Riff Master Mike
09-23-2007, 11:35 AM
Damn, thats awesome!

GibsonFascist
09-23-2007, 08:03 PM
made my day

ESPVIPERCAMO
09-23-2007, 08:35 PM
wtf, is this serious! wow

fuzzymuffler
09-23-2007, 09:14 PM
get a job, you sparkling wiggler!

smashandgrab1forme
09-23-2007, 09:37 PM
Man i never get sick of that story, that is priceless, dude congrats on a classic thread.