Girl thread!

[metallicarocks05]

Short girls are where it's at anyways, in my opinion...much more feminine than some giant bitch with a unibrow staring you in the eye.

[vitod]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o258/slide51k/Cleavage.jpg

[Haakenstad]

Short girls are where it's at anyways, in my opinion...much more feminine than some giant bitch with a unibrow staring you in the eye.

+1
I'm like one head taller than my girl :cool:

[Mikelius]

+1
I'm like one head taller than my girl :cool:

Me too.



"KISS ME OR I CRUSH YOU" 0]

[Sjuge]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o258/slide51k/Cleavage.jpg
"KISS ME OR I CRUSH YOU"
*snickers*

[metallicarocks05]

Pics needed...

[Gian]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-01.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-02.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-03.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-04.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-05.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-06.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-07.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-08.jpg
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a161/ian_blackStar/Emily%20Scott/emily-scott-bikini-ralph-09.jpg

[Sjuge]

Wow, look at them titties.

[dorian]

http://content.morazzia.com/galleries/pbff/nadia-moore/01.jpg

http://content.morazzia.com/galleries/pbff/nadia-moore/04.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/59771%20(23).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-5E9B_4983943C.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-AAF5_4983943C.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-90D7_4983943C.jpg

[BelaESP]

Emily Scott FTW!

[Matt Parsons]

Emily Scott

Those eyes can NOT be real!

[metallicarocks05]

My thoughts exactly...

[Sjuge]

You'd think not, but she has them in like every fucking shot, so either they consistently shop them or they're real.

[xchumfiestax]

You'd think not, but she has them in like every fucking shot, so either they consistently shop them or they're real.

contacts maybe?

[TheGuardian]

You'd think not, but she has them in like every fucking shot, so either they consistently shop them or they're real.
Or she's wearing lenses.

[Boinz]

I've never really seen flash photography do that to hazel eyes. so yeah, +1 on the contact lenses.

[DWH87]

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://static.loaded.co.uk/images/09421_164454_loaded.co.uk_jorgie_porter_07.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEiKWiYFcL0lWgcic8k4I4tlZw73A
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.tinseltownoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jorgie-porter-sexy-pics-pics-3-465x655.jpg&usg=AFQjCNEdVIv8c4Uk0Hivjuxo1vJP4ZkwyA
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://lh4.ggpht.com/_pCTGhqTalYU/SaY8-gJDZpI/AAAAAAAAJm4/v5YfiY09L54/s800/20090224-jorgie-porter-4.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGU_-hzdsXEg3emO2e_WE0vRiAB9Q

[imprinted]

Jorgie Porter FTW!

Jessica Jane Clement too;

http://z.hubpages.com/u/802508_f496.jpg
http://z.hubpages.com/u/802011_f496.jpg
http://z.hubpages.com/u/802020_f496.jpg
http://z.hubpages.com/u/802028_f496.jpg
http://z.hubpages.com/u/802029_f496.jpg

[imprinted]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6592/707960jessicajaneclemen.jpg
http://images.shareapic.net/images5/017406042.jpg
http://images.shareapic.net/images5/017406043.jpg
http://images.shareapic.net/images5/017405991.jpg

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/38174Moon%20Bloodgood_Loaded%20Magazine.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-108A_49FA4A5D.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-AF1D_49FA4A5D.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-68E8_49A9ED66.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-B30D_4984EDED.jpg

[xplorer]

You have a good taste in women!

[Sjuge]

contacts maybe?
Yeah, possibly. I just assumed he was talking about photoshop.

[Gian]

Those eyes can NOT be real!

Who cares, she is cute and has awesome boobs. :D

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/324101%20(4).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/945981%20(3).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/549661%20(6).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/850001%20(1).jpg

[xplorer]

Is it comfortable with sand in the vagina? 8o

[dorian]

Nope

[Sjuge]

Nope
:lol

[imprinted]

Rosie Jones and Sophie Howard are amazing! Where on earth are you finding all the loaded scans!? :P

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/9289901.jpg

[metallicarocks05]

Dorian has better taste than alot of guys I know...

[Sjuge]

READER
ADVISORY
It's Well Sexy
Fucking Brits. :lol

[Gian]

Dorian has better ass than alot of girls I know...

+1

[metallicarocks05]

I don't know, I think we need a refresher on what her's looks like...oh Dorian, pics of said rear?

[Haakenstad]

+1

[imprinted]

Dorian = new favourite person. Cheers for the link; I'm sure they'll provide HOURS of entertainment when I'm offshore! :D

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/47197Rosie%20Jones_Nuts%20Magazine%20(4).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-EF2E_4A1326F9.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-271B_49F7C805.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-EC14_49BEFB3B.jpg

[Gian]

I don't know, I think we need a refresher on what her's looks like...oh Dorian, pics of said rear?

8o

[StarFox]

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/47197Rosie%20Jones_Nuts%20Magazine%20%284%29.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-EF2E_4A1326F9.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-271B_49F7C805.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-EC14_49BEFB3B.jpg
you nailed my taste.

[dorian]

Sheesh, I give you pics of the hottest chicks on the planet and you guys want to see my old butt? :|

[metallicarocks05]

Yes.

[xplorer]

+1

[RamoRenDez]

Fuck - Pigwalk and Dorian, you both have impeccable taste.

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-3AA6_49C424BC.jpg

http://img178.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-10376/loc120/35076_SKS07_Ralph_TeraPatrick_03_123_120lo.jpg

http://img170.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-4735/loc1192/35077_SKS07_Ralph_TeraPatrick_04_123_1192lo.jpg

http://img22.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-8019/loc1186/35084_SKS07_Ralph_TeraPatrick_06_123_1186lo.jpg

[P-Zilla]

omg the fish net things!

[dorian]

omg the fish net things!

Yup. Incredibly hot.

[P-Zilla]

(youshouldreadmyundername)

8o

[dorian]

(youshouldreadmyundername)

8o

:rollin

You know you have nothing to do, right? All you have to do is not get laid.

[smashandgrab1forme]

http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q362/mick------/1246054226624.jpg
http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q362/mick------/1246052762018.jpg

[DRACO]

Dorian.. I would like to give you an e-handshake and tell you that you have a very good taste when it comes to the gorgeous living beings of your own sex.

[Sjuge]

Yup. Incredibly hot.
You don't even like fishnets.

[P-Zilla]

:rollin

You know you have nothing to do, right? All you have to do is not get laid.

and go Pffft every now and then. :rollin

[Metallijosh]

http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q362/mick------/1246054226624.jpg
http://i349.photobucket.com/albums/q362/mick------/1246052762018.jpg

Moar of these.

[hermz]

Dorian wins the thread.

[Mikelius]

Dorian.. I would like to give you an e-handshake and tell you that you have a very good taste when it comes to the gorgeous living beings of your own sex.

BIG +1

thank you ms. dorian!

[metallicarocks05]

Am I blind, or have we seen Dorian's ass in this thread yet?

[dorian]

Sheesh. Happy now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/MistressTanja/IMG_0354_2.jpg

[Sjuge]

Sheesh. Happy now?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/MistressTanja/IMG_0354.jpg
Allow me to feel this one.







Yes.

[Mr Pigwalk]

Sheesh. Happy now?


Honestly not bad for a white girl! 2 Thumbs up!

[fumanchu]

field

[Boinz]

i see you have back dimples. i love those, nicole kidman has them too.

[metallicarocks05]

I'm satisfied now...

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/5288601.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/2081901%20(3).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/2046101%20(10).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/2403901%20(8).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/64894max004_122.jpg

[metallicarocks05]

Nice, except for her second toe being longer than her first...

[Sjuge]

'the fuck are you looking at her feet?

[metallicarocks05]

Feet are important...I'm all about the total package.

[Boinz]

Feet are important...I'm all about the total package.

i suppose you give a shit if she has in depth thoughts too.

[dorian]

Nice, except for her second toe being longer than her first...

Sheesh, you guys are picky. :p

[Sjuge]

i suppose you give a shit if she has in depth thoughts too.
:lol


Yeah, I think I'd have to go for brains over "perfect" feet.

[P-Zilla]

Really guys? I didnt even notice she had feet!

[dorian]

Really guys? I didnt even notice she had feet!

That's the way it should be.

[Boinz]

That's the way it should be.

dorian knows the score.

[Sjuge]

Oh yes.

[metallicarocks05]

i suppose you give a shit if she has in depth thoughts too.

That would definitely be a plus...:)

[Sjuge]

As long they're not more in depth than her big toe.

[Sjuge]

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Ann-margret-Photograph-C11797197.jpeg
http://www.501blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/ann_margret1.jpg
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h308/Musified/thedavidKspace/iconic%20movie%20hair/Ann-Margretcat.jpg


http://www.meekermuseum.com/tues1.jpg
http://imgcache.allposters.com/images/MMPH/262485.jpg
http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/TUESDAYWELD.jpg


They don't make them like that anymore.

[hermz]

Sure they do...

http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/bridget_bardot_1.jpg

[Sjuge]

gtfo

[racer4200]

Sure they do...

http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/bridget_bardot_1.jpg

:x

[Sjuge]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v420/Frostblade/AUDREY_HEPBURN23.jpg

[Metallijosh]

Nice, except for her second toe being longer than her first...

I bet you wouldn't say shit if that big toe was wrapped around your dick!

[Yoshi]

so many pictures saved, not enough disk space...

[LordCliffton]

/\/\/\NO internal slave &/or external hdd FTL! :(

[P-Zilla]

Sophia Loren still gets me hard young and old.

[smashandgrab1forme]

WTF is up with the nana porn??? :x

[Heidi]

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/05/500full-scarlett-johansson.jpg
http://www.tendancehightech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/images/scarlett-vuitton.jpg
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/scarlett-johansson-loreal-2008-ad.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/266796484_7df57e5f9e.jpg

[hermz]

I'd give those two a red hot crack.

[Sjuge]

Um... who's the naked chick next to Scarlett?

[The Third Eye]

looks like dita von teese

[Sjuge]

Google says you're right.

[dorian]

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Lucy-Liu/Lucy-Liu-36.JPG

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Lucy-Liu/Lucy-Liu-15.JPG

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Lucy-Liu/Lucy-Liu-5.JPG

http://www.caingram.com/Models_6/lucy_liu.jpg

http://www.starshub.com/jpg800x600/lucy_liu_001_onjq.jpg

[P-Zilla]

dorian you can do better than that!

[Sjuge]

I've never really liked her. Maybe it's because she's such a bitch.

[xplorer]

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2009/05/500full-scarlett-johansson.jpg
http://www.tendancehightech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/images/scarlett-vuitton.jpg
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/scarlett-johansson-loreal-2008-ad.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/90/266796484_7df57e5f9e.jpg

Hawt!:eek:

[dorian]

dorian you can do better than that!

:( But she's hot. I love her.

Anyone in particular you want to see? Give me a name and I'll find pics of her for you.

[Haakenstad]

Lucy Pinder

[Sjuge]

Tuesday Weld.

[LordCliffton]

lucy liu is hot... i'd bang her until NEXT Sunday.

[StarFox]

That's the way it should be.
i agree 100%, feet should be invisible.

[StarFox]

lucy liu is hot... i'd bang her until NEXT Sunday.
shes not always hot. sometimes shes ugly, likein those pics. she was hot as fuck in lucky number slevin though.

[dorian]

Not really my cup of tea but here we go:

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/33045%20Lucy%20Pinder%20(5).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/95130%20Lucy%20Pinder%20(12).jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/images/85589%20Lucy%20Pinder%20(11).jpg

[dorian]

lucy liu is hot... i'd bang her until NEXT Sunday.

I agree.

[Gian]

Sheesh. Happy now?

Thanks! :)

[Sjuge]

Where's my Tuesday?

[Mr Pigwalk]

Anyone in particular you want to see? Give me a name and I'll find pics of her for you.

Is Dorian's internet different from the rest of you alls? Get off yer keisters and post some bitch pics up yourselves sheesh.

[LordCliffton]

it is different.. it has a bi-curious shorty looking up tits.. instead of me.

that's pretty different.

[dorian]

Is Dorian's internet different from the rest of you alls? Get off yer keisters and post some bitch pics up yourselves sheesh.

Actually you are right. I should stop being nice all the time.

it is different.. it has a bi-curious shorty looking up tits.. instead of me.

that's pretty different.

:lol

[Mr Pigwalk]

there might be a repeat or 2 in there....

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/4351/1246139159385.jpg
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/6152/1246138603039.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8942/1246137178047.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6217/1246134934598.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8692/1246134873912.jpg
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/5895/1246131302843.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8008/1246130418348.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4348/1246127783319.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/2324/1246027652130.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3047/1246027606347.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/7210/1245950510239.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3347/1245950020148.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4862/1245949918089.jpg
http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/3278/1245949030188.jpg
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/738/1245673202782.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/739/1245670165285.jpg
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6749/1245670136976.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img1991259/blog165681184235449.jpg

[xplorer]

I spy with my little eye... a nipple. 8o A nice one, too.

[StarFox]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6749/1245670136976.jpg
http://img199.imageshack.us/img1991259/blog165681184235449.jpg
would absolutely destroy the bitch with teh penta-goat on her chest.

[Sjuge]

I spy with my little eye... a nipple. 8o A nice one, too.
Only one? Get your eyes checked.

[Mr Pigwalk]

One is through clothes, so that's a-ok.

[xplorer]

Dude, I'm blind.

[dorian]

Mr Pigwalk is a pro. He would never post something inapropriate.

[Sjuge]

I never said he did. Now bring me Tuesday.

[dorian]

I'm watching football. I have no time to search for pics. :p

[Sjuge]

Yet you have time to give me lip. Don't make me come down there.

[xibuque]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kH0fRQB6OqI/SLxURYoq51I/AAAAAAAAA_Q/_RFGH-c_Wxg/s400/bunda3.jpg

[xibuque]

http://acompanhantesbrasil.com.br/saopaulo/garotas/fotos/foto02g_0148.jpg

[xibuque]

....

[Sjuge]

It's possible to put more than one picture in each post. Just FYI.

[xibuque]

sorry for the flood

[metallicarocks05]

http://acompanhantesbrasil.com.br/saopaulo/garotas/fotos/foto02g_0148.jpg

That is fucking hot 8o

[dorian]

Yea, she's quite bendy.

[Sjuge]

It would be hotter if she didn't have a foot in her mouth. I will never understand the appeal...

[Heidi]

Um... who's the naked chick next to Scarlett?

Oh my, you're such a n00b.

[LordCliffton]

dorian,,, send me a pm with your lovelyness.... I implore you....

[StarFox]

dorian,,, send me a pm with your lovelyness.... I implore you....
you need to give it up already, weirdo.

[Ruins Of Me]

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9186/hc6qx0.jpg
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/7062/hc7dh0.jpg
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4997/hc91cf8.jpg
http://www.fotosdasfamosas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/helena-coelho-5.jpg

[Kgry]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6749/1245670136976.jpg


Wow this red-haired chick looks actually like someone I used to date. Bizzzzare.

[skimaniac89]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg


8o

[DRACO]

Kgry has dated so many chicks I wouldn't be surprised if he told me he has dated my mom.

[StarFox]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg


8o
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

[skimaniac89]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Not bad for a girl with an entire thread with paper bags photoshopped over her head and stomach dedicated to her, eh?

[StarFox]

wait... what?!?!?

and you act like you have no self esteem?

[skimaniac89]

wait... what?!?!?

and you act like you have no self esteem?

I guess I should be thanking you Boogie. That's what a year of starving myself and ski training did for me.

That thread destroyed me. I hate myself more than anything or anyone else in the world, but out of that hatred can come something that even you can approve of.

[StarFox]

i didnt even do it.
matt started the thread, and hcaf was being hcaf.
its unfortunate it had to happen to a member of the esp family, but lolz is lolz.

i sorry. :(

[Blake]

What the fucking jesus is going on?

[jet66]

The internet is a wonderful place.

[StarFox]

What the fucking jesus is going on?
none of your business noob.

[Blake]

none of your business noob.

Up yours, baldy.

[RamoRenDez]

8o

[StarFox]

Up yours, baldy.
get your nose out of my crotch, dog.

[Blake]

get your nose out of my crotch, dog.

Please make another thread about whether to buy a TV or a guitar you'll rave about then try to sell for a year and a half. I so enjoy those.

[skimaniac89]

i didnt even do it.
matt started the thread, and hcaf was being hcaf.
its unfortunate it had to happen to a member of the esp family, but lolz is lolz.

i sorry. :(

I'm not saying you're the one who started it, but you were the one that showed it to me (I know I asked for it). So unfortunately, in my mind, you are the bad guy. For future reference: if something is that bad, give me a little warning first. Of all the things I was expecting, that was not it.

What the fucking jesus is going on?

Really mean thread making fun of me. I hate myself. Previous thread is gone now, but I still hate myself. I've lost some weight (though it didn't help that in those pictures I was wearing really bad pants: I was not expecting a photo shoot that day, and I did not dress appropriately. Also, I was having really bad acne problems at the time, so it was really really bad) and posted a pic of myself in the hopes that this time I could have a more positive response to myself. Or further fodder for me to hate myself with :D

[StarFox]

i bought the tv, then i found the perfect guitar, then i sold the guitar and bought a car.

did you miss the threads where i bitched about cars?

[Blake]

Really mean thread making fun of me. I hate myself. Previous thread is gone now, but I still hate myself. I've lost some weight (though it didn't help that in those pictures I was wearing really bad pants: I was not expecting a photo shoot that day, and I did not dress appropriately. Also, I was having really bad acne problems at the time, so it was really really bad) and posted a pic of myself in the hopes that this time I could have a more positive response to myself. Or further fodder for me to hate myself with :D

Whats to hate? You should be happy about making the effort to improve yourself. Being positive is a hell of a lot more important to being attractive than something as trivial as a nice butt.

It doesn't hurt to have a nice butt though. :p

i bought the tv, then i found the perfect guitar, then i sold the guitar and bought a car.

did you miss the threads where i bitched about cars?

Yes. Intentionally. :lol

[StarFox]

I'm not saying you're the one who started it, but you were the one that showed it to me (I know I asked for it). So unfortunately, in my mind, you are the bad guy. For future reference: if something is that bad, give me a little warning first. Of all the things I was expecting, that was not it.



Really mean thread making fun of me. I hate myself. Previous thread is gone now, but I still hate myself. I've lost some weight (though it didn't help that in those pictures I was wearing really bad pants: I was not expecting a photo shoot that day, and I did not dress appropriately. Also, I was having really bad acne problems at the time, so it was really really bad) and posted a pic of myself in the hopes that this time I could have a more positive response to myself. Or further fodder for me to hate myself with :D
attitude and self-confidence>physical attractiveness in my books.
sure i'll slap my hog around to someone whos all about the superficial, but im more likely to be attracted to someone whos comfortable in their own skin as it was given to them fwiw.

Yes. Intentionally. :lol
:confused:

[Dr. West]

Not in the girl thread!!!!!!! Drama GTFO!!!!


but seriously, awwww nina dont feel bad. with a grain of salt buddy, a grain of salt.

[Blake]

I intentionally missed your piss/moan threads. Get it? :p

[StarFox]

I intentionally missed your piss/moan threads. Get it? :p
nope. elaborate.

[jet66]

Ebolarate, too.

[smashandgrab1forme]

I'm not saying you're the one who started it, but you were the one that showed it to me (I know I asked for it). So unfortunately, in my mind, you are the bad guy. For future reference: if something is that bad, give me a little warning first. Of all the things I was expecting, that was not it.



Really mean thread making fun of me. I hate myself. Previous thread is gone now, but I still hate myself. I've lost some weight (though it didn't help that in those pictures I was wearing really bad pants: I was not expecting a photo shoot that day, and I did not dress appropriately. Also, I was having really bad acne problems at the time, so it was really really bad) and posted a pic of myself in the hopes that this time I could have a more positive response to myself. Or further fodder for me to hate myself with :D

At least your not Boogie.........................

[Blake]

nope. elaborate.

*facepalm*

Come on, man. I won't insult you by dumbing it down any further. Just re-read it until you get it.

[skimaniac89]

Whats to hate? You should be happy about making the effort to improve yourself. Being positive is a hell of a lot more important to being attractive than something as trivial as a nice butt.

It doesn't hurt to have a nice butt though. :p



Is this nice? :p
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1106.jpg

I'll never be good enough or skinny enough. That's why I hate myself. I hear ya'll being grossed out by girls who are not porno worthy, and I know that I'll never even close to ya'll's standards :(

[StarFox]

Is this nice? :p
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1106.jpg

I'll never be good enough or skinny enough. That's why I hate myself. I hear ya'll being grossed out by girls who are not porno worthy, and I know that I'll never even close to ya'll's standards :(
i hate people like that, its like if they have 1% body fat then they are garbage.

that is a nice booty btw.

[imprinted]

FYI - yes it is.

P.s - they're only picky on the interwebs, same here. real world standards are a LOT different.

[StarFox]

*facepalm*

Come on, man. I won't insult you by dumbing it down any further. Just re-read it until you get it.
facepalm for you for falling right into my ploy lol.

[Dr. West]

how does matt feel about nudie shoots that arent exclusively for him?

id be pissed if my low self esteem girlfriend were trying to get the approval of boogie (of all people)



:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[jet66]

I'll never be good enough or skinny enough. That's why I hate myself. I hear ya'll being grossed out by girls who are not porno worthy, and I know that I'll never even close to ya'll's standards :(

Christ, don't fall in to that trap. The problem with the chicks that do fit those standards? For the vast majority of those dudes, they don't fit the standards of those chicks. It's like saying you'd never drive anything less than a Maserati but only making $25k a year.

[skimaniac89]

i hate people like that, its like if they have 1% body fat then they are garbage.

that is a nice booty btw.

I'll put it this way: I used to like myself.

And for whoever said no drama in the girl thread (I'm too lazy to go back and quote right now :p), I'm paying for my drama by posting semi-nudes. :D

[StarFox]

how does matt feel about nudie shoots that arent exclusively for him?

id be pissed if my low self esteem girlfriend were trying to get the approval of boogie (of all people)



:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

i was gonna say something about that myself, but decided against it. i dont know how to put it without sounding like an asshole lol.

[skimaniac89]

how does matt feel about nudie shoots that arent exclusively for him?

id be pissed if my low self esteem girlfriend were trying to get the approval of boogie (of all people)



:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

He actually suggested it. Do you think I'd let you see the real ones? I can't even post those here :rollin

And it wasn't for Boogie. It was for everyone, but Boogie was the one who commented first, and the one who showed me the thread, so he gets mentioned the most.

[smashandgrab1forme]

Boobs and a vagina...........you pass my requirements :lol

[Blake]

Is this nice? :p
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1106.jpg

I'll never be good enough or skinny enough. That's why I hate myself. I hear ya'll being grossed out by girls who are not porno worthy, and I know that I'll never even close to ya'll's standards :(

Who cares whether we like it. Do YOU like it?

facepalm for you for falling right into my ploy lol.

Stupidest ploy ever. Baldy. :p

[Dr. West]

He actually suggested it. Do you think I'd let you see the real ones? I can't even post those here :rollin

And it wasn't for Boogie. It was for everyone, but Boogie was the one who commented first, and the one who showed me the thread, so he gets mentioned the most.

Yeah but, boogie is a homo

im not being an asshole or anything.and I guess I can understand where youre coming from. but, boogie is a homo.

[jet66]

Boobs and a vagina...........you pass my requirements :lol

+1. That, and don't bore the fuck out of me.

[skimaniac89]

Who cares whether we like it. Do YOU like it?



Enough to post it on the internet. :lol

[StarFox]

Stupidest ploy ever. Baldy. :p
and you fell for it. what does that say about you?

quit fucking up the god damned girl thread.

my arms feel as heavy as 2 cinder blocks each and im having a hard time not typing or fapping as it is.

[Blake]

Enough to post it on the internet. :lol

Thats the kind of attitude you need to carry yourself with then. :hat

and you fell for it. what does that say about you?

quit fucking up the god damned girl thread.

my arms feel as heavy as 2 cinder blocks each and im having a hard time not typing or fapping as it is.

At the end of the day, you're still Boogie, so any victory you may have is an empty one.

[Dr. West]

Yeah boogie is worse than that "fighting on the internet is like the special olympics" thing.

hes like, the live incarnation of it. :lol

cinder block boogie

[StarFox]

At the end of the day, you're still Boogie, so any victory you may have is an empty one.
people want to pay me for the lols i bring.

how many people have offered to pay you for making them laugh?

[Dr. West]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/adamwest/Rose_McGowan_21.jpg
for whatever reason, im attracted to this lady, well, sometimes.

:|

[skimaniac89]

Thats the kind of attitude you need to carry yourself with then. :hat


You're just seeing me with my Achilles' heel. I have confidence about lots of things, such as my intelligence, my strength, and my musical ability. I just don't generally see myself as attractive to the opposite sex ;)

[Dr. West]

You're just seeing me with my Achilles' heel. I have confidence about lots of things, such as my intelligence, my strength, and my musical ability. I just don't generally see myself as attractive to the opposite sex ;)

thats cause your fricking boyfriend is prettier than any living being on this earth

:rollin:rollin

[Metallijosh]

Nina!
You better shut up with that hating yourself bullshit.
I'm fat, and as much as I'm told different, it's why I'm single.
I hate it and myself because of it.
You are very beautiful and Matt is very lucky, cause as cool as he is, he looks like a troll.

Now if I hear you say you hate yourself one more time, I'm gonna whip out my manties and my camera and show you what a body you should hate looks like right hear in the Girl Thread!

[StarFox]

You're just seeing me with my Achilles' heel. I have confidence about lots of things, such as my intelligence, my strength, and my musical ability. I just don't generally see myself as attractive to the opposite sex ;)
well, you are.


i need to go to sleep already. i have to be up early as fuck.

[jet66]

http://images.phun.org/phun/galleries/rose_mcgowan/Rose_McGowan_21.jpg
for whatever reason, im attracted to this lady

:|

Linky no worky...

And it's probably the fact that she looks like a dirty slut.

[skimaniac89]

thats cause your fricking boyfriend is prettier than any living being on this earth

:rollin:rollin

Sarcastic or not, I do agree. :D

Nina!
You better shut up with that hating yourself bullshit.
I'm fat, and as much as I'm told different, it's why I'm single.
I hate it and myself because of it.
You are very beautiful and Matt is very lucky, cause as cool as he is, he looks like a troll.

Now if I hear you say you hate yourself one more time, I'm gonna whip out my manties and my camera and show you what a body you should hate looks like right hear in the Girl Thread!

Of all the things he may look like, a troll isn't one of them. I think he's very attractive.

Though slightly wary, I must admit that that would be awesomely entertaining (maybe scary, but I'm not one to judge. I haven't seen you in your "manties", and you may be quite fetching in them :p), though maybe it should get its own thread, so the guys won't lose their libido by seeing a naked guy :rollin

[Dr. West]

I also kinda like that stewart girl.

:o:o:o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/adamwest/3644969500_f696f35ed0.jpg

[Metallijosh]

Sarcastic or not, I do agree. :D



Of all the things he may look like, a troll isn't one of them. I think he's very attractive.

Though slightly wary, I must admit that that would be awesomely entertaining (maybe scary, but I'm not one to judge. I haven't seen you in your "manties", and you may be quite fetching in them :p), though maybe it should get its own thread, so the guys won't lose their libido by seeing a naked guy :rollin

I'll save it for a rainy day on the board.
But in all seriousness, stop with this hating yourself business.
You are very beautiful and a very classy woman, and you have no reason to not be extremely self confident.
In fact, if I were to meet you in real life and you were single, I would try to go out with you. But don't tell Matty-Poo that, I don't want him to get mad and not send me my pickup.

[skimaniac89]

I'll save it for a rainy day on the board.
But in all seriousness, stop with this hating yourself business.
You are very beautiful and a very classy woman, and you have no reason to not be extremely self confident.
In fact, if I were to meet you in real life and you were single, I would try to go out with you. But don't tell Matty-Poo that, I don't want him to get mad and not send me my pickup.

:rollin

I'll make him behave.



And thanks ;)

[Metallijosh]

You're welcome.
Now post some more of them sexy ass pictures!!!

[skimaniac89]

You're welcome.
Now post some more of them sexy ass pictures!!!

Well, there actually is a whole set of these, but I think I should wait before I post them...Make sure Matt isn't going to kill me for all the attention I've gotten tonight :D

[Metallijosh]

Hey, I have a PM box!


Jk :p

[skimaniac89]

Hey, I have a PM box!


Jk :p

Between you and my creepy-ass 50 y.o. neighbor that keeps asking to see me naked and / or do all kinds of weird things to me, I'll never run out of nude requests :rollin

[Rex Rocker]

I also kinda like that stewart girl.

:o:o:o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/adamwest/3644969500_f696f35ed0.jpg
Is that the girl from Twilight? Yeah, she's hot.

[Metallijosh]

Between you and my creepy-ass 50 y.o. neighbor that keeps asking to see me naked and / or do all kinds of weird things to me, I'll never run out of nude requests :rollin

Hey, that was the first time!

And I'm not creepy!!


Well maybe just a little, but it's all in good fun.

[jet66]

Well, there actually is a whole set of these, but I think I should wait before I post them...Make sure Matt isn't going to kill me for all the attention I've gotten tonight :D

I'm sure this will garner boos and hisses from many, but I don't think you should post them here. You may think you want this kind of attention now, but you really don't. If your self-esteem is really that low, IMO, this is the worst way to go about fixing it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look, not now nor ever before.

[skimaniac89]

Hey, that was the first time!

And I'm not creepy!!


Well maybe just a little, but it's all in good fun.

Nah, you're not creepy to me. But then again, you also don't live next door to me...

[Rex Rocker]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h202/rex_rocker/lucus_isabel_brunette_wet-789x1024.jpg

[Metallijosh]

Don't listen to jet, he's old and senile!!



:p

[Metallijosh]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h202/rex_rocker/lucus_isabel_brunette_wet-789x1024.jpg

She's a decepticon!
You better watch the fuck out!!

[skimaniac89]

I'm sure this will garner boos and hisses from many, but I don't think you should post them here. You may think you want this kind of attention now, but you really don't. If your self-esteem is really that low, IMO, this is the worst way to go about fixing it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you look, not now nor ever before.

I'm aware of the consequences of my actions. I took those pictures over a month ago, and it took me that long to convince myself to post them. The way I see it, it's a bikini. People have seen me in one before, people will see me again in them. I wasn't planning on posting them, not without a lot more thought.

[Rex Rocker]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h202/rex_rocker/geraldine-bazan-6.jpg

[Rex Rocker]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h202/rex_rocker/geraldine-bazan-2056.jpg

[Brono]

I'll never be good enough or skinny enough. That's why I hate myself. I hear ya'll being grossed out by girls who are not porno worthy, and I know that I'll never even close to ya'll's standards :(

:rolleyes:

[Brono]

enough drama more pronz

http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/123108-sarah-chalke.jpg

[skimaniac89]

:rolleyes:

Don't make that face at me! I'm not saying that my thought process isn't distorted, but you cannot deny that there are people here who have obscene standards for women.

[Brono]

Don't make that face at me! I'm not saying that my thought process isn't distorted, but you cannot deny that there are people here who have obscene standards for women.

'e-standards'

[jet66]

you cannot deny that there are people here who have obscene standards for women.

You must mean 'obscenely high/unreasonable.' Because MY standards for women are truly just obscene.

[Sjuge]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg


8o
Damn.


thats cause your fricking boyfriend is prettier than any living being on this earth
:rollin

[Haakenstad]

When did this place become Oprah?

[Sjuge]

When you sat on that remote.

[hermz]

I also kinda like that stewart girl.

:o:o:o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/adamwest/3644969500_f696f35ed0.jpg

Yeah I rate her highly.

[Heidi]

WTF Nina?

[Haakenstad]

enough drama more pronz

http://bhanks.encblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/123108-sarah-chalke.jpg


Heyo!!

[xplorer]

Bewbs!

[Sjuge]

WTF Nina?
Are you gonna let her get away with that? Takes some pictures in your underwear and post them right now!

[død]

I used to be fat and acne ridden too, but look at me now!

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs108.snc1/5069_207093845262_744310262_7456785_8278476_n.jpg

plz don't angry, Nina! I liek j00!

[mrclean77]

I think I just lost my "whitest dude on the board" status



:p

[P-Zilla]

Dod is the fucking man, no shame!

[Heidi]

I think you still got that, bluest dude on the other hand. Snorre is tha smurf!

[død]

Dod is the fucking man, no shame!

Representing
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs108.snc1/5069_207093795262_744310262_7456778_691927_n.jpg

[David_VI]

Wow the ESP forum has everything.. I could live here.. mmm

[Treater]

nipple alert!

[Sjuge]

I think I just lost my "whitest dude on the board" status
Where were you the previous 67 times he posted nudes of himself?

[Gian]

So unfortunately, in my mind, you are the bald guy. For future reference: if something is that bald, give me a little warning first.

+1 8o

[dorian]

Kgry has dated so many chicks I wouldn't be surprised if he told me he has dated my mom.

:lol

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1106.jpg

I'll never be good enough or skinny enough. That's why I hate myself. I hear ya'll being grossed out by girls who are not porno worthy, and I know that I'll never even close to ya'll's standards :(

What have I been telling you since we know each other? Right. There has never been and will never be anything wrong with the way you look. If you don't stop the "I hate myself" shit I'm gonna beat some sense into you in September. As soon as you step out of the plane I'm gonna beat you with a club. :p

You are perfect the way you are. You have the looks and more importantly the personality. You are the whole package, my dear.

And please let's not talk about e-standards of the guys here.

[Sjuge]

She'd look better if her second toe wasn't longer than her big toe.

[xplorer]

Woah! where did that come from? :eek: Super body!

[jet66]

She'd look better if her second toe wasn't longer than her big toe.

This changes everything I said. :x

[Gian]

Woah! where did that come from? :eek: Super body!


+1

I like it!

[xchumfiestax]

Representing



get that shit out of the girl thread

kthnx

[dorian]

get that shit out of the girl thread

kthnx

+1

[DRACO]

-1

dod has some nice tits.

[dorian]

*scrolls up, takes a look at dod's pic again* Too flat-breasted for my taste.

[Deadpulse]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg


8o



holy crap, I'd motorboat the shit out of that. nice rack!:eek:

[dorian]

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-B271_49839E22.jpg

http://www.dailypoa.com/dpi/image-DCFD_49839E22.jpg

[DRACO]

ok fuck dod.

bring back the wiminz!

[xchumfiestax]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg


8o

If I may say so


You have some rockin tits

[dorian]

Draco: As you've made my morning here's something for you. Hope you like it.

http://img40.imagevenue.com/initial/loc1194/03709_photoshootforumcombrookeburkerazormagazinesh oot001_123_1194lo.jpg

http://img21.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-20366/loc699/03717_photoshootforumcombrookeburkerazormagazinesh oot003_123_699lo.jpg

http://img7.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-19767/loc1111/03726_photoshootforumcombrookeburkerazormagazinesh oot005_123_1111lo.jpg

http://img175.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-29086/loc434/03954_photoshootforumcombrookeburkerazormagazinesh oot006_123_434lo.jpg

[Sjuge]

A little bit too much fabric, but what are ya gonna do.

[dorian]

Andy what was that's chicks name? You know the one I REALLY liked with the pics on the pool table. Damn, I can't remember her name.

[DRACO]

Thankz you miss Tanja.
Here are some right back at ya!


http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/9498/paulinaflores1pm6.jpg

http://cclaudia.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/img_1777bbps14.jpg

http://www.tuttogossip.com/images/gossip/F/Federica-Ridolfi-5.jpg

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb150/asiangirlsnextdoor/Haruka%20Igawa/HarukaIgawa2.jpg?t=1246465463

http://www.vivagoal.com/images/wallpapers/Reon_Kadena.jpg

http://www.model.ru/cgi-bin/sizepic.pl/10032/6.jpg

http://braqe.com/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook/kelly-brook-001.jpg

[dorian]

I love Paulina Flores!

[skimaniac89]

She'd look better if her second toe wasn't longer than her big toe.

Fortunately, my second, third, and fourth toe are all the same length, and they're all much smaller than my big toe :D

:lol



What have I been telling you since we know each other? Right. There has never been and will never be anything wrong with the way you look. If you don't stop the "I hate myself" shit I'm gonna beat some sense into you in September. As soon as you step out of the plane I'm gonna beat you with a club. :p

You are perfect the way you are. You have the looks and more importantly the personality. You are the whole package, my dear.

And please let's not talk about e-standards of the guys here.

Only if I get to beat you back! You are, if it's even possible, more self deprecating than I am! So you'd better bring two clubs (I don't think they'll allow those through customs, so you'll have to bring mine) so I can beat up on you too! Then we can go to the ESP boards together and send them naughty pictures together :p

And just so I can pay for my dramas, here's a random picture from the internet:

http://www.king-mag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/annahourglass.jpg

[Brono]

http://braqe.com/wp-content/gallery/kelly-brook/kelly-brook-001.jpg

hubada huba :eek:

[Dr. West]

^^^^^^^^^^^ HAWT!!!!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/adamwest/kristen-stewart-20081029-467428.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/adamwest/untitled-9.jpg

:o:o:o even hawter.

[dorian]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/5845/biancabeauchamppicture1oj4.jpg

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5435/biancabeauchamppicture3cf8.jpg

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5095/biancabeauchamppicture8xr7.jpg

http://i09.bdbphotos.com/9L/77/0000115977-50518L.jpg

[Mikelius]

West, please tell me you know her name....

[dorian]

West, please tell me you know her name....

It's Kristen Stewart ... like the link says. :p

[Dr. West]

yeah its Kristen Stewart.

the twilight girl. I find her very appealing.

[Mikelius]

It's Kristen Stewart ... like the link says. :p

I assumed he pulled the pics from a generic site and didn't bother looking at the url... thanks

[Mikelius]

If I may say so


You have some rockin tits

In the nicest way possible, you do.

[skimaniac89]

In the nicest way possible, you do.

Thanks! :D

[xchumfiestax]

Thanks! :D

what, like my compliment wasn't nice? :lol

[skimaniac89]

what, like my compliment wasn't nice? :lol

It was implied that the thanks was for both of you, but I forgot to actually mention it :o

So thanks to everyone who complimented me!! :D


It really does mean a lot to me.

[dave49749]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e115/vampireskiss89/DSCF1119.jpg



Wow!

[skimaniac89]

Wow!

Thanks ;)

[Gian]

It was implied that the thanks was for both of you, but I forgot to actually mention it :o

So thanks to everyone who complimented me!! :D


It really does mean a lot to me.

You worry too much about people on the internet, in real life I'm sure a lot of guys would like you.

You should change that username also. ;)