Why does Kirk tape his hands?

[coyote]

Sorry..........couldnt help it!:o

[MIBW]

why does he?

[The Sloth]

it makes you palm mute faster

[MIBW]

http://www.chrisabraham.com/orly-thumb.jpg

[The Sloth]

hahaha

[soulfly38]

I already hate this board :rolleyes:

[Gotskilla]

Uh... it's part of his tone. Hahaha

[Angel Of Death181]

he gets rub burn on his hands after jerking off LMAO!!!

[CrugerD]

its an endorsement from a tape company...

[angelzdecay]

hahahah

[mushman]

Who is kirk?.

[ShreddyMcFunTits]

Kirk tapes his hands because then we can talk about Kirk taping his hands. It's obvious. If he didn't tape his hands we couldn't comment on him taping his hands unless someone said, "What would it be like if Kirk taped his hands?", then we'd reply "There's no point thinking about Kirk taping his hands because he doesn't tape his hands, though if he did tape his hands we could comment about him taping his hands and make threads asking why he tapes his hands".

That is why Kirk tapes his hands.

I've answered this before

[angelzdecay]

LOL , he also sweats alot

[rockinhockey]

LOL , he also sweats alot

actually his guitar secretes semen so hes just trying to keep dry.

[angelzdecay]

hahahaa makes sense

[coyote]

actually his guitar secretes semen so hes just trying to keep dry.


James or Lars?

[angelzdecay]

both?

[Mitch Van Cumstein]

:confused:

[GIO]

:)

[Mandatory Suicide]

bump :lol

[darkalone]

What the fuck. |I

[BoogieII]

its mandatory suicides fault for bumping.

[Mandatory Suicide]

bored...so i figured id bump the very last post, skipping the who do you wanna fuck right now thread thread :lol

[BoogieII]

i was seriously this close to taking you off the ignore list dude.

[esp_gaijin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/esp-gaijin/people/kirktape.jpg

[Mandatory Suicide]

so how are you reading my posts?

[BoogieII]

theres a button that says view post where the exclamation point in the triangle would be.

[Mandatory Suicide]

oooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

[Stephy]

I think it has something to do with helping to play the guitar better or something.


Maybe cuz he is too old to play guitar now and they are really bionic hands so he has to tape them on.

[BoogieII]

its because he plays hard and he ends up cutting his hand open. i have done it before myself.

[Mandatory Suicide]

yea iv cut open calysts with that fuckin g string!

[darkalone]

Kirk tapes his hands because douchebags bumping ancient threads makes his hand spontaneously bleed.

[Mandatory Suicide]

So thanks to me, as DA so kindly put it, I am responsible for giving people on the internet stuff to talk about for hours...


...and hours.

[BoogieII]

no this was a very dumb move on your part. you knwo who bumps ancient threads fo rno reason?

angelzdegay. do you really want to be in the same category as him?

[Mandatory Suicide]

what if...


what if i am him?

think about that...

[BoogieII]

if you are him you are dead to me.

[Mandatory Suicide]

:(:(:(
I was only kidding...

-Cries at Boogie's disapproval-

[mushman]

Kirk has said he tapes his hand so it will stay silky soft, cause after every show he strokes James' balls and little pecker, and thats how he likes it.

[Mandatory Suicide]

mushman i actualy LOL'd at ur avatar

[BoogieII]

meh, i have seen it before on the old board. i think eddie carlino had it.

and thats OLD school.